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{ April 19, 2009 @ 12:41 pm } · { Uncategorized }

Ahoy hoy you losers!

Fag here thinking to myself “What if the man from Del Monte said ‘No’?”

Anyways, back to more imoportant things – it’s been fuckin donkeys since we (Wee, Pyjamas and I) have updated this so it’s time to dust off the cobwebs and make retro fashionable.

So what’s been happening? To be honest, lots! Holidays have been planned, men have been “initiated” (wee is a filthy slut) and it’s soon approaching the most amazing time of the year… festival time!

So where will yours truly be pitching his tent (now now) this summer???  After being at the launch party for Electric Picnic on Wednesday (yes I’m THAT popular) it’s safe to say that I’ll be at that but then again it’s a given at this stage.  With a pretty good lineup already announced and the added delight that more big acts will be announced soon it would be a shit idea to not go.

Also, there’s a possibility, a SLIGHT possibility that Airbound may have to be graced by my presence.  For those not in the know, it’s a festival on the fucking awesome shores of Croatia on the August BH weekend.  Really intimate, painfully stylish and only for the beautiful people.

Finally, the hags and I are packing our backpacks and hitting the continent for Sziget in Budapest.  This is something that’s gonna be epic! The lineup for that is pretty decent, with a mixture of the lineups from other european festivals (like bennicassim and pukklepop) and with the added incentive of being on an island, prepare to possibly hear about me on Hungarian crimeline!

So eh…. what else has been happening.  Oh yeah, Americas Next Top Model. WHAT THE FUCK!?

They let McKey win? MCKEY? Mickey more like that, Jesus she’s more butch than me!  Then again I was firmly in Team Annaleigh so maybe I’m just being biased.  Tyra has also lost her mind (well it’s safe to say that happened long long ago) but it was much more apparent this cycle.

New music peoples:  For those in the know you don’t really need to read this (unless you want to add to it), but seeing as festival time is upon us we need to stock up on tunages; roysh here we go!

Fleet Foxes – Canada has done it again to be honest.  They’ve let loose another PAINFULLY cool band on the world.  I seriously recommend this album.

Pet Shop Boys – They’re baaaaaaaaaack! Great great album. love love love love. ❤ ❤ ❤

MSTRKRFT – If you don’t have this on your ipod/zen/brick already…. WHYTHEFUCKNOT!?

Anyways I’m off now fuckos, I have to look painfully hip in public.  Just remember, wayfarers and skinny jeans are a must this season!

Ciao