Pancaked off your face!

{ February 23, 2009 @ 9:04 pm } · { Uncategorized }

Hey kids, it’s your one and only Fag here sharing the sparkly love and joy with you all on this most wonderous occasion of occasions…. PANCAKE TUESDAY!

Let me share with you my pearls of wisdom about this joyous occasion.

Founded by the Germans in 1869 (the same year wee was born coincidentally) by a frau named Olhausenina Weinerschnitzel in her lowly dank kitchen in Munich, she discovered that when the cow poo she was drying out on her stove (to make a hat obviously as was the style in 19th Century Germany) accidentally got mixed in with her breastmilk it made something….wonderous.

Something marvellous…

Something……pancake-y

THUS (with the wonders of additives and flavourings these days) the modern pancake is now a staple meal. Once a year. Because eating poo and titty milk isn’t the best thing in the world; I mean you don’t exactly get your 5-a-day out of it now do ya?

Get them down your neck!! (and try not to look like Helen Keller there on the right)